Three women are sitting at a restaurant. Chinese, Caucasian and Russian. Speaking English and sharing green beans and fried eggplant and drooling over crispy duck that’s going to the next table. As in any situation with two or more women, after a while, the conversation steers towards guys.
“Which guys are hotter? Chinese? White?” the Russian says.
“Chinese guys are cute, not all of them, but that one over there, he’s hot,” says the Caucasian.
“No, white guys are the best,” says the Chinese and her eyes get all dreamy… “Especially Californian surfer dudes.”