How to get along with your American husband. Part 2

We are sitting at the dinner table, our usual place of brainstorming because ideas like food too. Towards the end of dinner, when I see that certain glistening of a happy Cheshire cat in B’s eyes, I decide it’s time to pick his brain.

“You know, a friend of mine has missed their anniversary. Just plain forgot about it and her husband got upset, understandably,” I say. “What do you think would be a good way for her to rectify this situation?”

B keeps mopping up the steak juices with a piece of bread, possibly considering the noise around him as AnnaFM, a radio station local to our house.

“Come on, what is your male perspective on this?” I nudge him.

“Well, what about having sex with him?” he suggests. This coming from a person who holds season tickets to two theater, collects limited-edition pens and has a PhD.

“You mean that’s it? Just have sex?” I was thinking along the lines of dinner under the stars, skinny dipping, chocolate dipped marshmallows, the new version of Xbox 360. Maybe even volunteering to host a Superbowl party for all his friends.

B. pours us tea and says,

“Well, if she truly wants to make it special, how about doing it twice?”

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2 Responses to How to get along with your American husband. Part 2

  1. Batonchik says:

    For some reason i was thinking of Kinect…for the already-mentioned XBOX =) but oh well, it just proves the fact that i’m a girl. Men are from the other planet =))))))

    and, sex is much easier than going to the store and choosing stuff, or cooking or baking smth =) so, i like B’s suggestion =)

    • breadnbutter69 says:

      i figured he was right too… maybe just add your apple tart of Monet’s cupcakes for the party doing the heavy lifting…

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