One of my favorite Russian bloggers recently ran into the door frame and split open her forehead… all while trying to sneak a cigarette in the middle of the night. She made a deal with her husband that if he buys her a French château she’d quit smoking…
So now she’s in this state of unshakable depression, fueled by a throbbing scar and nicotine withdrawal, and she’s crowdsourcing depression remedies from her readers… Here are my top five nuggets of the collective wisdom:
- Gorge on sweet and greasy
- Watch Dr. House
- Open a bottle of Champagne and make a toast to new life
- Wash the windows and scrub the toilet
- Yell at your partner and then to have wild sex. Or to go for a drive, and then to start the yelling part.
Is that what Cyndi Lauper had in mind?